I was born in Australia, grew up in Texas, and have spent my entire adult life in different countries of the world (to date: Germany, Syria, Poland, and Ghana). I am a mom of four who is just trying to make her mark in the world. I keep threatening to move (my blog) but apparently I'm happy in this spot in blogoslovakia.
I've always found that hypnosis is best with cats, get's the job done.
ReplyDeleteI've missed your posts. Hope you had a nice break.
Swing a tiny little fish in front of them. That should do it, unless they start swatting at it, in which case, you'd have to knock them out.
ReplyDeleteYay!! A Kylie-gram!! I hope this is the begining (or resumption) of Kylie-Postings. Hm. What an, um, interesting product...now that one baffles me.
ReplyDeleteOMG! Did you see Meet the Parents? Isn't that what Ben Stiller's character was supposed to do?
ReplyDeleteLove the background, btw. :)
Getting the cat to stand still is the least of it - there's not much of an udder on kitties.
ReplyDeleteI love the new template! You were busy over spring break!
ReplyDeletegaylord focker was a milker. you can milk anything with nipples.
ReplyDeletehow in the world robert deniro said "i have nipples, focker, can you milk me?" with a straight face is beyond me.