You know how some days start out like normal?
You're running late, like normal.
Your four year old erupts into a hysterical crying fit because you "let his snail go live outside" - when in reality it was dead and you tossed it into the backyard. You wonder why you bothered to spare him the truth.
You get the kids in the car, give the remaining kids the list of things they have to do before and after school and go off to the preschool drop off.
You get to preschool and the director says, "Here's our information. Build us a website. By tomorrow. Go!"
And then you're like, "How in the name of all things that are good and pure, did I manage to get myself into this mess? Today was so normal!"
Then you turn up 4 hours later with a pretty awesome looking website and she says, "Well, that's good."
And you're like, "Seriously? That's it? Do you know how amazing I am? Especially since I haven't worked in this field in 10 years! And everything I've learned has been through hobbies!"
So here it is:
I expect more praise from y'all.
And it's not online yet because we're having server issues.