8:30 AM Realize that I haven't had a haircut. Ask
Try to figure out how to get a free haircut. Which should be fairly difficult as I don't personally know any hairstylists. Tigger offers her services. I respond "Well, great. I'll just have some really lopsided hair all through Lent."
Did I mention that I'm fasting?
10:30 AM Tigger says "I have 10 zloty. Can I buy a Coke?"
Check with Dylan. He says, "You can do whatever you want with your money. But because your primary source of income is babysitting for your parents, and your parents won't be going out during this time, perhaps you should rethink your budget."
Tigger goes to the store and buys a Coke.
5:30 PM Dylan says, "I'm thinking of this being like when we were broke. You remember, when we had to bounce checks for rent? We've done that. We can do it again."
Yeah...I remember those days. I DID live them. I never really thought I would have to RElive them. By choice.
7:00 PM Dylan asks "How much did you spend today?" I turn to my personal shopper, "Tigger, how much did I spend today?"
Dylan says, "WHY DID YOU SPEND MONEY TODAY? IT'S ONLY THE FIRST DAY?"
I say, "YOU DON'T WANT US TO EAT?"
Realize this experiment will destroy my marriage. If it means that I can get a haircut, I'm okay with that.