Last night as I went out to throw out the garbage (we have this weird little square brick "house" for our garbage) there was a cat on our garbage can trying to get in to the trash (the garbage can was open a little). I'm pretty tired of these cats because most of them actually belong to people and just roam around the neighborhood and get into the trash.
I'd been thinking of telling some of the people that I know if I see their cat in my garbage again I'm going to poison them, but that sounded too harsh. I'll just send my incontinent cat over to pee on them.
Jenny Lawson: Human Shish Kabob
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