Monday, June 16, 2008

I'm going to jail, who's coming with me?

While I was visiting one of my children's schools the other day, I ran into a friend of mine from Denmark. She was talking with another mother that I didn't know and said to me "Thank you so much for the stuff you brought me! Our towels smell so good now."

Then she turns to this other woman and says, "Kylie is my super cool friend who illegally smuggles in American goods for me so that I can have great smelling towels and pancakes for breakfast."

Then the other woman says, "Hi. I'm Frida (not her real name) and I'm with the embassy too."

And then I'm totally like "Good. That's good. Did you get the spelling of my last name? Let me spell it out for you. You want to make sure you get that right when you turn me in. It just makes it easier on the investigators."

Yeah, I'm totally going to jail.


  1. Sorry, I am not coming to jail with you but I will anonymously send you a cake with a file in it so you can saw your way out!!! LOL

  2. I'm going to start a collection to post your bail! Pancake mix and laundry stuff, that's a serious offense, what's the bail a million? lmao

  3. I'll help robindiane make the cake!!! LOL

  4. I'm sooo telling...

    I'll come visit...smelling of Tide and flap jacks*!*

  5. *snort* so nice smelling towels are illegal? Who would have thought.

    I am not coming with you, they don't wear purdy heels in jail.

  6. hahahaaa!!! YES!!!

    open mouth, insert foot. now insert other foot.


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