If you're ever in Warsaw, the hookers are behind the Marriott. Not that you would ever be looking for hookers. But if you were, that's where they are.
That's where they were when we lived here in 2002 and that's where they still lurk, even though the area has been built up since then.
But recently, a friend of ours encountered a hooker at the bar at another hotel in town.
She was apparently quite brazen. Of course, I suppose if you were a good hooker you would need to be brazen. I don't have much experience with hookers.
Anyway, she approached our friend and said "I'm very good."
He said, "Okay, that's nice."
She said, "I don't like Big Mac, so I not fat like American women. I have small breasts."
He said, "You're not really selling me."
Hookers, take note. Telling a man that you have small breasts is not the best way to pick one up. Who would have thought?
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