Step 1: Make counter sandwich.
Step 2: Throw BRAND NEW jar of Nutella against the white tile floor causing it to explode all over the white cabinets.
Step 3: Stand back and watch.
(Kylie here. Just to clarify I DID NOT CHOOSE to have a white kitchen. My husband's job, which owns the house, decided that white kitchens and bathrooms were THE thing - 'cause the person who made the choice did not have children.)