Seth – I know where the tooth fairy gets her money.
Me (‘cause I’m a bad mom) – She sells the teeth.
Seth – NOOOO!
Me – Does she get it from Santa?
Seth - No! She gets the money from God. Does God have lots of money?
Me – I don’t think God needs money.
Seth – If He had lots of money, I know where He’d be. At the store, buying ice cream.