Pamela’s been aggravated with me because she says that I never say anything funny that she says in my blog. She is very funny, and strangely enough she wants to be mentioned in my blog. So here’s a montage of funnies from Pamela.
Seth – Why is it smoky in here?
Me – Pamela’s decided to burn the house down.
Pamela- Yes, I’ve decided to disobey your orders, but burn the house down while you’re here. When you’re dressed in your pajamas. So that we have to run into the street half dressed. Just as the guards are going by. I’ve planned it all out.
Playing Candyland with Seth:
“LOOK! LOOK! I just got all the way to the princess Frostine and then what do I get oh I draw a stupid little card, harmless right?! NO! Now I have to go back to stupid GRANDMA NUT! WHO WANTS TO GO SEE GRANDMA NUT? HER NAME SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. I MEAN SHE’S A CRAZY OLD WOMAN! THE DECK IS STACKED AGAINST ME!”
About having the cats chipped*:
“What do you do when you give them away? You change the chipping address!”
When she’s watching her brothers in the pool:
Me- Where’s Blaise?
Pamela – He drowned. You can’t see him because he sank. Not enough body fat on a two year old to float.
Talking to her friend in Finland:
“K is in the future! And she refuses to tell me what happens!”
*In the EU you must have your pets chipped and the chip holds the name, address, and phone number of the owner.