Tuesday, September 02, 2008

We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Blog Post...

You are not going to believe this.

I couldn't make this up. I'm not that funny.

Do you know how long the gestational period of chinchillas is?

111 days.

We've had the chinchilla for 86 days.

I think you know where this is going.

Yeah. That REALLY happened.

No wonder she was so angry and mean. I was also angry and mean when I was pregnant.

Now there are 3. We didn't even want ONE.

And, yeah, hell yeah I told the girl's mother!

So I can milk chinchilla guilt for the rest of the time we are posted in the same place! I may very well follow them from post to post so that I can continue to milk chinchilla guilt for the rest of my life!


  1. Hello !

    You're a pretty the chinchilla !

  2. Aww, congratulations! Soon you'll have enough for a coat!

  3. i too also think you're a pretty the chinchilla!

    i cannot BELIEVE baby chillas. i agree with the coat. and matching earmuffs.

  4. Are you SURE we are not related? That is MY KIND OF LUCK!!

    btw- I want a baby! Bring it over!!

    (That is one funny ass story...)

  5. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I don't know what else to say. I think i just peed in my pants.


  6. Holy cr*p!
    I think giving a knocked up chinchilla to someone is definitely a friendship breaker...just dirty and wrong!

  7. My kids would love one, but we have trouble keeping up with the two dogs we have. Plus, our dogs would attack it. Bring one to the preschool for show and tell - aren't preschools always looking for pets?

  8. Keep piling on the guilt trip!!!!

  9. OMG! Now I know what you can do with one of the babies, hey turn abouts fair play!

    At least maybe her attitude will improve now that she's not pregnant anymore.

  10. OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I think you should give one of the babies to the giver of the gift. Lay on the guilt!


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