You are not going to believe this.
I couldn't make this up. I'm not that funny.
Do you know how long the gestational period of chinchillas is?
We've had the chinchilla for 86 days.
I think you know where this is going.
Yeah. That REALLY happened.
No wonder she was so angry and mean. I was also angry and mean when I was pregnant.
Now there are 3. We didn't even want ONE.
And, yeah, hell yeah I told the girl's mother!
So I can milk chinchilla guilt for the rest of the time we are posted in the same place! I may very well follow them from post to post so that I can continue to milk chinchilla guilt for the rest of my life!
Jenny Lawson: Human Shish Kabob
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