This year, I'm teaching the teenagers.
Oh, the terror!
While my kids actually look like this:
Credit: Royalty Free PhotosIn my head they look like this:
Credit: Cradle of Filth
Other than drinking heavily (which would be hilariously funny, when I'm the drunk religious ed teacher, of course I MUST have been drunk when I volunteered so it would just be par for the course) or popping Xanax (which unfortunately, I no longer have a prescription for) do any of you (Alice, Alice, where are you?) have any suggestions for working with *gasp* teenagers?
While I expect that this will provide me with LOADS of blog fodder, I still need some support here. I'm a totally nervous teacher.
If I go missing, look for me at the British School. I'll be hiding in the broom closet with my vodka.