Piglet, Stewie and I were having dinner the ONE night that Pooh was gone (Tigger was at play practice) and Piglet asked about Pooh.
Piglet - What's wrong with Pooh?
Me - Well, the doctor says that everyone has hair in their noses, you know?
Piglet - Yes.
Me - Pooh is missing that hair.
Piglet - Oh, okay. So the boogers just keep coming out because they're like "Whee! It's like a slide!"
Me - Yes. Exactly like that.
Hahahaaa!! Kids have a way of cutting through the bull and getting right to the point, don't they?
ReplyDeleteSo sorry to hear/read about Pooh's health issues! I need to read more archives :-)
Great. Now I have the image of a booger slide in my head. Not sure how I'm getting rid of that one. :)
ReplyDeletei wish i could post a snort and a giggle instead of typing *snort* and *giggle*.
ReplyDeletekids are awesome.
Weeeeeeee....
ReplyDeleteA buggie slide for me*!*
Your kids need their own sitcom ;)
It sounds like it's not just any slide, but perhaps a nice slippery water slide.
ReplyDeleteThat is just too cute!
ReplyDeleteHmmm....just the other day, J was gazing up my nose (WHY????) and thoughtfully said, "Mommy, you have a LOT of hair in your nose." Great. Apparently I have Pooh's problem in reverse.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I didn't know Pooh had health issues, so I guess I need to go back through your archives....
I cannot even tell you how much I have the perfect playmate for your Piglet here at my house. He wears a monkey-ear hoodie.
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