Piglet, Stewie and I were having dinner the ONE night that Pooh was gone (Tigger was at play practice) and Piglet asked about Pooh.
Piglet - What's wrong with Pooh?
Me - Well, the doctor says that everyone has hair in their noses, you know?
Piglet - Yes.
Me - Pooh is missing that hair.
Piglet - Oh, okay. So the boogers just keep coming out because they're like "Whee! It's like a slide!"
Me - Yes. Exactly like that.