Last night, Seth and I were having a conversation about something that a kid in his class did that he didn't appreciate. I was trying to help him come up with a solution.
Me - "Why don't you tell him that you don't appreciate it when he does that and if he does it again you will tell the teacher?"
Seth - "I told him but I don't think he understands me. (Whispers) He only speaks English."
Me - "WE speak English."
Seth - "Yeah. But he ONLY speaks English."
Me - "But, we're speaking English RIGHT NOW."
Toby - "I know how to say something in English! 'I am English'."
Me - *blink, blink*
Jenny Lawson: Human Shish Kabob
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