Piglet came down after bedtime last night with this complaint:
"The cat keeps following me wherever I'm going."
"Where are you going? You're supposed to be in bed!"
"Um. Whenever I go to get a drink of water."
Tigger: "How many drinks of water have you gotten? You've only been in bed 20 minutes!"
And my friends, today I discovered soy milk*. I know that sounds stupid, but I have always avoided "milk" that comes from beans. Of course, since I'm lactose intolerant, I pretty much avoid milk that comes from mammals too.
So now I just have to figure out how to make it an "essential" item. Seeing as I haven't been a milk drinker since I was a kid, it's hard to convince hubby that this new invention is something I MUST HAVE.
*I purchased it about a month ago and left it in the pantry. I did not just buy the milk.