Friday, March 20, 2009

Why You Should Never Give Your Spouse A Magazine Quiz

Thank you all for the birthday wishes. I feel very loved:).

Last night, on the way to our big local grocery store (we've decided that shopping at the corner store is insanely expensive, and we're having a go at once a week shopping at Auchan), Dylan decided he wanted to administer a sex quiz from Maxim.

I'll spare you the details of the whole quiz, but one of the last questions was "What's a deal breaker in a relationship? a) Lying - about anything, b) Using online pron, c) Flirting with another woman, d) Cheating (this includes just kissing another woman)?"

I said, "Cheating, to include kissing."

Him: "Really? Even if I was just kissing her?"

Me: "Why were you kissing her?"

Him: "Oh, so I could have sex with her. But we didn't. We just kissed."

Me: "Yeah, well that's only 'cause you got caught. And that's why we're getting divorced. Are you happy now?"

Him: "You're going to write about this on your blog aren't you?"

10 comments:

  1. And he hates it when you blog about him right?

    Btw, I've got something for you on my blog...

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  2. Heeheehee!! Beware the quizzes :-) TGIF to you!

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  3. here from Maddog's site.

    my answer would have been they're all deal breakers with a nice slap on the face ;)

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  4. My husband has the "you're going to write about this" answer too.

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  5. I am proud of you for even telling you have a blog in the first place!

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  6. Stoneskin was right. You are funny. I'll be back.

    BTW What's wrong with online "pron?"

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  7. Oops, he said! Too funny.

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  8. I'll have to wish you a bekated Happy Birthday, since I did not look at blogs while I was recuperating.

    Funny conversation. But can you only pick one as a deal-breaker?

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  9. Ha! I love letting people know I'm going to blog about random conversations.

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