The other day, I picked Piglet up from a playdate at his friend who happens to be a girl (not to be confused with his girlfriend, because she would be very angry to know that things changed while she was gone for 3 months).
I asked him how everything was and he said, "Fine. They only have girl stuff."
I said, "Well, that's because they only have girls."
He said, "I wish I was a girl."
I asked him why.
He said, "Because girls always get to go first."