Awhile back I posted about why I don't use Google Analytics (or a sitemeter of any kind). Well, this weekend I finally got curious enough to find out who's reading my blog, so I signed up for Google Analytics.
I am, indeed, just as paranoid as I thought I would be.
I'm also a wee bit disappointed. I had imagined there were WAY more of you out there reading me and you were all just being quiet about it.
You know, 'cause it's easier to believe made up crap in your head if you don't have any proof that it's true. Heck, there's an entire website devoted to disproving that sort of thing.
Anyway, I don't get many hits off of Google searches, but the funniest one I got, in just this first weekend, was for "don't use Google Analytics".
And so I thought I should come clean. My name is Kylie and I'm a Google Analyticaholic.
And, for all of you who are still curious about the experiment, I'll update more tomorrow...or perhaps the next day. I'm still feeling a bit lazy and apathetic. I think it's the no moisturizer/Coke Zero/crackalattes.
WELCOME TO NEW CANADA, BITCHES.
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