For those who are just joining us, our cat died last year.
Not too long before she died, some kittens came to live in our garbage house, then our garage.
We took said kittens to the vet to get their shots and get "fixed".
The vet said that at four months, they were too young to have surgery and that we had to wait until they entered puberty or until they had their first litter.
On many issues, I completely understand where Poles are coming from. Like how they drive like maniacs (And why were you driving 60 kph anyway? Just because it's the speed limit? Pshaw!) and how they really like to dress nicely (who doesn't? Wearing stiletto heels in the dead of winter acts like an ice pick and keeps you anchored to the ground.).
This is the one case where I think they are backward (well, this and the idea that a kid with a runny nose due to allergies most certainly carries the next black plague which will indeed wipe out Europe).
When we had our 6 year old furnace replaced (I KNOW!), one of the kittens vanished.
So now this has left us with one "kitten" to contend with. And guess what? She's in heat. In this time of no money spending, the damn cat has gone into heat! So she's howling at the top of her lungs ALL THE FREAKING TIME whilst rubbing her body all over every piece of furniture to make sure that any wandering males who happen upon our living room will be able to find her.
And my husband continues to sing this song:
I may very well lose my mind. Send medication. And liquor.